Joe, Kevin and Nick Jonas Take a Jonas Brothers Quiz

Hey GQ, we're The Jonas Brothers

and we're taking The Brothers Quiz.

All right guys, what am I bringing to the family potluck?

Oh. Pumpkin pie.

Wings. Rob's popcorn,

tequila.

All those things are pretty good,

but I would go with the first answer.

Pumpkin pie.

One, do we get points? Universally.

Even if it's like July?

Yeah, pumpkin pie is the [beep].

Describe my perfect day off.

You start your day by waking up

and finding the most bougie,

most third wave coffee shop that you can find

in whatever city you're in.

That's number one.

Okay, I'm gonna keep my mouth shut until afterwards

'cause this is a, I need the full answer here.

Then you have an It's gonna be a long day.

yeah, it's gonna be a very long day.

Workout you know like.

Have an exceptional brunch.

So far, so good.

And you're gonna walk to an art gallery,

pop into a store that sells like one item only.

But they do it really well.

But they like make like pencil erasers,

but they're exceptional.

And then you're gonna go to a second brunch,

which is also lunch 'cause then your friends meet you.

Right.

Have I had a drink yet?

No, that's where you have it, that's where it happens.

What is it, what am I drinking?

You're going to,

depends on how late Aperol spritz.

You're gonna have an Aperol spritz.

Yep. He beat you to it so.

Drink of the summer. That's a point for Nick.

You get two points for the morning so far.

Copy. Okay

and then hopefully there's a great sporting event

on that night, which is key for a perfect day.

And back at the hotel for a nightcap

before crashing out at 10:45.

Missing one important thing.

An espresso martini.

Ah, I didn't think about that.

I'll take that too. Yeah, that's another point.

What's the thing we missed?

It's probably gonna be doing some gaming as well.

Gaming, oh, video gaming. Yeah.

Video gaming.

Nice. Waking game.

That's pretty good. Sounds like a great day.

Yeah, I want that day.

Growing up, which brother got under my skin the most?

Both of us.

Probably both of us an equal amount.

Yeah.

What? Good save, one of us.

Growing up.

It was actually, it was Joe. It was probably you, Joe.

No points. No points.

Minus a point.

If I had to wear the same outfit

for the rest of my life, what would it be?

Golf clothes.

No, wrong. You'd wear

a really good pair of jeans with an amazing hoodie.

Wrong.

All right, so we lose that.

What would it be?

I have a rule, you never wanna be underdressed.

Oh right.

And you can't be underdressed in

a black suit. So a tuxedo.

Black suit. Okay.

Just a black suit, white or black shirt.

Works in any occasion. Go to the beach,

black suit.

Yeah, but no one's gonna be like,

oh that guy looks incredibly underdressed.

Might say I'm overdressed.

But never under.

But I came prepared.

I'd like to see you working out in a full suit too.

That'd be nice.

Who would make me starstruck?

Daniel Craig.

Daniel Craig.

Correct. Boom.

I said it before the question was asked.

We knew it was trending

Yeah. Daniel Craig's direction.

What is my favorite song we've made together and bonus,

my least favorite?

You favorite song's Vacation Eyes from the album.

Yep.

Least favorite is Scandinavia.

No.

Boom.

Got it.

Why are you throwing?

He said we could throw 'em.

Do I have any superstitions?

I don't think he said that.

When we are on a plane

Oh yeah. and you always do this.

We're doing that. We all do this.

We go to the Matrix.

That is like a superstition now that like

you'll do it even in like your sleep

if you feel like a takeoff.

Absolutely correct.

I also never say if I'm sick.

Never say I'm sick 'cause then it's not real.

No, 'cause then it is real.

You can always, it's all mental until it's not.

If I wasn't a musician, what would I be?

Probably be an art dealer.

A potato farmer.

Wow.

Well you're both almost right, I'd be a potato dealer.

Potato dealer, I was close. I like it.

How much are these potatoes bro?

Half point and a potato for you two.

What is my ultimate comfort food?

Chicken parm.

I would go with a bagel sandwich.

That's a point for both of them.

You get the chicken parm at night,

but if it's comfort food in the morning

you get a tailor him egg and cheese on a everything bagel.

We're gonna do a lightning round.

Who's most likely to,

I got Joe, Nick, and Kevin

and we will see who.

Is most likely to.

Who is the most likely to keep a secret

from the group?

You are on fire.

Not everybody needs to know everything.

It does directly affect our lives at times.

[men laughing]

Is this GQ band therapy right now?

Yeah.

Who is most likely to plan an elaborate date?

Yeah.

Unanimous.

I'm romantic.

Most romantic date I ever planned.

I rented a boat from here, right across the street actually

and we took it around the city.

Who's most likely to be late.

I think it's this right here,

but they're gonna disagree with me.

Yeah, that's what I thought you were gonna say.

He's fashionably late though.

I'm late for like the time that you know

we're supposed to be there,

but we always know there's a little bit of wiggle room.

Right.

We were technically late today, so sorry GQ.

Yeah.

So yeah. It was his

and it's this guy's fault.

Who? Who's fault?

I didn't like the pair of pants I wore.

He didn't like his pants.

I changed my pants.

He changed his pants.

Threw off Kevin's day. And there you have it.

Who's most likely to borrow his brother's stuff?

Technically today Nick's borrowing

my pair of my. It's top of mind.

He's borrowing a pair of my sunglasses today.

But you borrowed my house for two years.

Technically borrowed.

That's true, you kind of did.

I gave it back.

I gave it back.

Didn't I?

Sunglasses, house, same thing.

Fair trade.

Tomato, tomato.

Potato.

Potato, potato.

Who is most likely to cry while watching a movie?

I mean obviously.

Sensitive guy over here.

It just goes hand in hand with being awesome.

Okay.

Who's most likely to get in trouble growing up?

This is the correct answer

although Joe would blame Kevin for a lot of things.

No, no, I was first born stuff.

You know like you go through everything first.

It's different.

They got away with everything.

I just didn't really do like a lot of

Dumb, yeah. dumb shit like you guys did.

You think so.

Not that I got away with it.

Just chose not to do that.

Chose not to the dumb.

Well you saw what would happen two times in a row.

Exactly. Yes,

he learned from our mistakes.

Helpful, so thank you.

You're welcome.

Who is the messiest?

So here's why I think myself.

I have a tendency to leave things.

Oh, that is true actually. Yeah, I was shocked

that you didn't say that. I forgot about that.

No, this pisses me off actually.

And that's so notice I'm working on it.

When Kevin stays at my house,

he leaves half drank cans of LaCroix everywhere

and it pisses me off.

Who is most likely to host an incredible dinner party?

Nick.

Premium. Oh wow, thanks guys.

The Indian cuisine at Casa Jonas is fantastic.

Who is most likely to cheat at a board game?

Oh my goodness.

I know what they're gonna say.

We're just telling the truth.

We're not bullying him by the way.

Yeah.

I just like to win.

Well I appreciate the honesty.

At any cost.

But also we created a game while on tour.

Oh, it's so good.

Called Toronto and Can't cheat in Toronto.

it's pretty simple.

It's a dice game.

It's two die

and you basically are trying to roll two fours.

That's it. Four, four

and you only get eight rolls to get two fours.

Somehow some people can magically get 10 rolls.

We get to the seventh roll and he comes say, no, no.

I'm on, this is my sixth roll.

It's a money game honestly

so it's important that there's honesty.

Honesty is important.

Apparently I don't have any.

[men laughing]

Who's most likely to take the longest to get ready.

If you're talking about today it was me.

Pants don't fit. The pants debacle.

Who is most likely to become president?

If it's gonna be any of us.

I think actually you would be most likely.

You're like the mayor.

You are like the mayor.

Mayor of Jersey, the whole state.

That'd be governor.

I know.

I think Nick carries himself very well.

Well spoken.

Who's the most likely to get a tattoo on a whim?

I was thinking about getting one today.

I got about 20 minutes break later.

We can probably whip something up.

Oh, I gotta add another initial on my hand.

I've got a couple, like I got a couple things

that I need to add.

To complete the project.

You and I have

The arrows.

the arrows that point at each other

when we stand back to back.

Oh yeah, I do have a brother's tattoo.

I'm gonna get one that's like me like this

in the middle of the two arrows.

Who's most likely to spend a month backpacking

without telling anyone?

All of us have kids now

so we can't just disappear and go backpacking.

But if we didn't tell anyone else,

but I would say, Joe.

Yeah.

I love to travel

and I do have a lot of great camping backpacks.

Who's most likely to eat something off the ground?

Oof.

How long,

like are we talking like it's been sitting there,

you walk up to it

or like five second rule. Just because he

answered like that, I'm gonna go with Kevin.

It wouldn't even be a question, I'd say no.

The five second rule, sure,

but I said we're talking about like, you know.

So I'm asking specifics.

I'm gonna go with you.

All right.

Let's see who is the winner?

Clearly me.

I think we all did very well and we had good answers.

I think so.

The lightning round seemed to have taken longer

than the original round.

Yeah, well this will be a lot to unpack in therapy,

but we appreciate y'all watching.

Thank you GQ. We'll see you next time.

Yeah. Bye GQ.