2 Chainz & Sarah Silverman Try Expensive Marijuana | Most Expensivest

It's me, your Jewish friend, Sarah Silverman.

[laughing]

Do you hug? Aww.

[music]

How you doing, Sarah?

I'm really excited to try the most expensivest weed.

Now tell me about a little bit what you like.

I, I heard you say sativa.

I do enjoy sativa if I play basketball.

Oh, you hoop?

Yeah. You play basketball?

Absolutely.

You still play?

Absolutely. I shot some jump shots today.

When I smoke sativa,

I get either incredibly in the zone,

where I just am like, my feet or my mind,

it's all one piece.

Or I'm terrible, but it's worth it,

cause either way I'm high.

[slide whistle]

Thank you.

Thank you for sharing that, Sarah.

Sorry, is that?

You don't like to be touched?

Well, my face is just one of the most precious things.

Don't touch your face!

I'm sorry, but it was like a Jewish,

I couldn't control it.

I had to.

I mean I know I'm handsome.

I'm a handsome,

I'm a handsome black dude.

I'm tall.

I knew I was gonna have this effect on you,

especially if my hair was down.

I was like, she's gonna, I mean, yeah.

she's gonna really--

Later on in the episode,

me and you will be pulling up on Kyle Kushman.

Kyle Cushman has came up with some shit

I have never heard of in my life.

Are you ready?

[music]

Vegan and organic.

[recorder playing music]

Veganic weed.

What meat is in weed?

[laughs]

Like, oh is it like the cow manure that they--

The soil or something?

I'm not-- the soil?

I'm really not sure.

I'm curious about that.

[cow mooing]

[Narrator] Marijuana has become

a 10.8 billion dollar market in the US.

The weed industry is growing rapidly

and no one knows growing weed better

than former High Times writer, Kyle Kushman.

2 Chainz and Sarah had to meet Kyle

because he's come up with the newest

and most expensivest cannabis yet.

You guys ready to smoke some veganic cannabis?

Kyle is here because he came up with his own word, y'all.

We've never heard this word before.

Schvitzing. The word is veganic, right?

Veganic. You can be organic and you can be veganic.

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And we're talking about weed?

We're talking about a method of cultivation.

You're gonna be buying veganic produce before too long.

For the consumer, do I lose weight?

If I, you know, smoke a veganic joint?

Do I not have preservative?

Is it all rainwater?

What is it?

As the earth gets dirtier,

the stuff coming outta the back ends of the animals

isn't as clean as it used to be either.

[music]

That's where all of the heavy metal accumulates.

But, when you put that into something that you're combusting

and that you're inhaling, it's a lot different

than something that you can wash off

or that goes in through your stomach.

Oh right. We don't poop it out.

I'm gonna help you with some of the timing

of some of this stuff.

Alright? I got you.

I can't believe you're telling me my timing is off.

I'm literally a comedian.

I know it, but I don't know, cause I don't do standup.

Right.

I do TV really well.

Uh huh.

And I think if you just wait one second

before you say the next thing and then say it.

[Kyle] Dramatic pause

It'll hit.

We'll put a beat in in post.

[drums sounds]

[laughing]

This mother [censored] crazy.

[Kyle laughing]

Before we get into this, is it expensive?

It's really expensive to grow veganically.

You have to spend 10, 20 times the amount

on what you feed the plants.

Really?

Yeah.

The average cannabis brand spends

between $20 to $50 a pound on the food.

The nutrients. 20 or $50 a pound?

Right, to produce a pound of weed.

To produce a pound of weed?

Right, a veganic gardener spends $200 a pound

on the food to feed their weed and you get fed back.

Oh, that's exciting!

Cannabis is a bioaccumulator.

So, anything that you feed it, inputs determine outputs.

It's just like your body.

If you smoke veganic cannabis all the time,

you will feel better overall.

Oh, that's like when you say her [censored] was so clean,

I could go to church in it.

[Kyle laughing]

Pure. I just remembered that.

[Kyle] That's a good one.

Because I was thinking like, how can you go to church

in a vagina just cause it's clean?

It just helps.

Anyway, I think the question is like,

what do you use for fertilizer?

So, actually I make my own line

of vegan organic fertilizers called Vegamatrix.

Is it made out of perfect doodies?

It's made out of protein and soy hydrolysates.

All the stuff that they would till back into the soil,

after they grow soybeans or things like that.

You take the stalks and you take all the leftovers.

And you ferment it and you get the nutrition out of it.

And you'll see the first time you smoke it,

you'll notice how clean it is.

[angelic music]

[Kyle] So what I brought here,

[2 Chainz] Wow.

[Kyle] Help yourself.

[Sarah] And this what is this? What kind of this is this?

Oh! This smells gassy.

This I grew in my very own hands in my very own house.

What's this?

[glass breaking]

[Kyle] Whoa! Oh, I'm sorry.

[Kyle] That's Oreos.

And then this one is filled-

Smells good, doesn't it?

with Half Moon Gelato.

This is an indica dominant hybrid

and this is a sativa dominant.

In here, we've got a brand called Zushi.

Like sushi?

Like sushi.

Is it raw? Let me see.

[sniffing]

Oh, I think I was smelling your hands.

[laughing]

Have some JLo.

I've always wanted to smell JLo.

[sniffing] Mmm.

I've already committed it to memory.

That's J-lo. Smell it.

[sniffing]

I'm wanna hear you what comes to mind when you smell that.

Yellow.

[sighing] God.

God, you hate me, but you love me.

Can we get high?

What I got here for everybody is some individual joints.

Y'all can grab one of those.

[2 Chainz] Oh, y'all got the gas on.

Here you go, sugar.

[Kyle] I'll grab one too.

[2 Chainz] All right.

And the gloves, I mean it's,

it's giving, it's giving like-it's gone.

This is some good reefer.

Mm hmm.

First time I pulled that mother [censored],

I'll take that.

[2 Chainz] This is the Oreo, right?

[Kyle] This is the Oreo.

And so this is a combination of indica hybrid,

if I'm correct.

Because I have a really good memory

as a artist and a rapper.

And um

We, we, oh my God!

It's a very clean-

Nobody's coughing.

Yeah, I, I might have a problem with that.

I like to feel my abs when I'm smoking.

All right, take a big hit then!

Take a nice big couple draws and make it get,

let's, let's see what it feels like.

You still ain't gonna cough.

[coughing]

There she go.

Huh, huh, huh, huuuuh.

That was on purpose!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We know.

I'm kind of like the, the forefather,

the grandfather of the veganic cultivation movement.

[slow laughing]

This weed has a soul.

This weed has a soul?

Have you ever heard some shit?

Like, all right now, say what you gonna say.

It's great timing.

Absolutely have nothing to say.

[laughing]

[2 Chainz] So, they only spending $20

on the food to make the pound y'all are getting.

My man right here spending a whole 200, 250.

How much would this joint be?

How much would that-

How much a pound of Oreo going for?

I need to get me a bag of Oreo.

The organic cannabis, if you can find it, it's really rare

because of the work that goes into it and the expense.

It's pretty damn near a $1,000 an ounce.

What?!

[Kyle] Yeah.

Man! Look it, man!

Hell naw!

[laughs]

Hell naw, a $1,000 for a zip?!

$1,000 for 28 grams?

$1,000 for a ounce of weed veganic.

Son.

That shit, sometime when you make it that expensive,

it make people want it.

You know what I'm saying?

That's exactly right.

Good God almighty.

We got $16,000 for a pound.

Man, get tha [censored]!

I didn't leave my house for five years.

People just bring me money.

You didn't leave the house for five years?

People just bring me money.

Boy! Ayy boy, that's trappin!

[laughing] I-

That's trapping!

That's trapping, man!

That's trapping, man!

Let me get back to talking like the host of this show

and get rid of some of the slang that comes

with being a professional ex trapper.

But like what is a host of a show?

You are a host of a show.

[Kyle] You write the book.

You're perfect.

Just the way you are.

[Sarah] There's. All righty.

There's no one in the world who can be you but you.

What up, what up?

What's up? What's up?

Que pasa, que pasa?

And God is blessing you

with so much tremendous ability.

I'm very over the top.

Damn, boy!

And I'm your host.

World heavyweight!

It's ya playa partner checking in.

Biggest Tony in the city! 2 Chainz.

Who's the genius? 2 Chainz.

Thanks to God himself.

Tity 2 Chainz.

2 Chainz. 2 Chainz. 2 Chainz.

Ahh! [laughing]

Yes!

Look at that! Oh, 2 Chainz!

[yelling]

He gave me everything!

Thank you for giving me the confidence

I need to get through, get to the next level.

[laughing]

Go ahead.

[coughing] There she go. Get outta there.

[laughing] There you go.